U.S embassy pizza

fucking dogshit ass pizza and its only good when its eaten a day later after being left on the counter

Person 1: Bro the .U.S embassy pizza last night was garbage

person 2: I know right! I took a bite and all of the cheese fell off
Person 1: It also tasted like rubber lmao

by US embassy pizza November 22, 2021

U.S embassy pizza

pizza that the cheese slides off when u take a bite which is fucking dogshit

Person 1: Yo do u like the U.S embassy pizza?

Person 2: no its ass

Person 1: fax bruh f

by US embassy pizza November 22, 2021

U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.

Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022

embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.

1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018