dirkey

Universal noun, much like marglar in South Park

"Tanner, fix the dirkey"
"How was your dirkey?"

by Parts Department July 14, 2007

Dirkey

Hardest producer out there!

Yoo that beat is hard! Dirkey must have made that!

by Dirkey April 19, 2022

Dickeyphilia

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.

"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines

by HelloDarkn3ssMyOldFriend July 14, 2016

Dickey Needles

Translated from Russian, "Dickey Minus". Means roughly "wild one down" or "scav down". Used as a meme, meaning nothing. Spammed by Escape from Tarkov players and used often by Kotton.

"Dickey needles! Dickey needles! Dickey needles!"

by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019

dickey loner

In the game of euchre, a player's hand of cards containing all four jacks that, susbequently, is used by the player in an attempt to "go alone". The attempt is generally done when the player's team only needs one point to win the game of euchre.

Your team was playing great until you got the dickey loner. Trying to go alone on that hand was not advisable.

by ewilli12 June 21, 2010

Dirkers

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

Dickey Douche

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.

"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."

by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009