Dalby

To make plans with a friend or family member, with great depth and thought, with no real intention of carrying out the act due to spangledarity.

I told my wife and kids i'd take them to the zoo Sunday but I was being Dalby.

by sdalby August 26, 2014

Dalby's Law

Events will occur at the most inconvenient times, similar to Murphy's Law.

While waiting for a phone call forever, if you hop in the shower, they will call... Dalby's Law

If expecting company, go to the bathroom and they will show up... Dalby's Law

The waiter will always ask for the order when you are on the phone... Dalby's Law

If you have been waiting for your food for a while, go to the bathroom and it will show up... Dalby's Law

by Robert01 December 6, 2009

Dalby Tom

A Dalby Tom is when a friend says they are going to come visit and assures you they are on their way. But really they aren’t on the way and don’t intend on showing up.

Hey, wasn’t your friend supposed to be here by now? Looks like they’ve pulled a Dalby Tom again.

by SteveJobless45 July 5, 2023

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle

The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.

I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.

by actionjackson450 June 23, 2019

Dalbis

Dalbis is a name you give to a child who upon birth brings a tear to your eye, no because you just watched your favourite pub burn down, but because this girl is going places baaaabbbyyy yeeeeaaahhh

Guy 1: 'Have you seen that Dalbis girl at the bar?'

Guy 2: 'Ofc I have, that's why I just cut out my eyes, so that her heavenly visage will forever be the last thing mine unworthy eyes will ever seen'

by CaptainJCampbell November 23, 2023

Freddie Dalby

An absolute sexy beast who is the coolest and fittest guy you will ever meet.

Caylem:OMG!!Have you seen Freddie Dalby’s todger, it is humongous.

by Vtr_Fredster December 16, 2021