Dalbis

Dalbis is a name you give to a child who upon birth brings a tear to your eye, no because you just watched your favourite pub burn down, but because this girl is going places baaaabbbyyy yeeeeaaahhh

Guy 1: 'Have you seen that Dalbis girl at the bar?'

Guy 2: 'Ofc I have, that's why I just cut out my eyes, so that her heavenly visage will forever be the last thing mine unworthy eyes will ever seen'