crunchers

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

by lukeboi July 4, 2006

cruncher

n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.

by Dustin Bieber Fan September 1, 2010

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

Cruncher

Older person whose bones crack and creak as they move.

Can’t believe I am kinda attracted to that Cruncher who beat us in ping pong.

by Bucaro April 29, 2022

Cruncher

An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"

by MonteZuma September 16, 2006

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Cruncher

Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.

She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.

by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022