cruller

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
by breakwall January 15, 2005
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cruller

- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering

To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.

It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.
Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."

Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"
by Waguchi October 21, 2009
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Crullerous

To be endowed with the surly spirit of "Cruller" tenticled god of surliness.
Man, she sure was Crullerous this morning before her coffee!
by Mark Sottilaro May 30, 2003
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cruller

yank those rosemary beads out of my cruller
by nako July 11, 2008
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cruller

A male who likes to pee on himself
My friend michael king is a cruller so he always takes the stall instead of the urinal
by Will Coyle April 13, 2008
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Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009
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French Cruller

An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
by Choop May 26, 2017
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