Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

by BoomRoasted September 3, 2012

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008

Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

by manvanhaus October 11, 2009

Cooping

The act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
Often accompanied with a loud speaking voice

Bro, you need to stop Cooping so hard. Take it down a notch.
I tried to tell Brett what happened last night but Perry came in and started Cooping.

by unclekrackalacka November 7, 2010

Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

by Atia Breen January 12, 2009

cooping

used wen some twat is acting gay, and is in a stress. trying to take the tension away by using a funnier word to ask them if there alright, for example...

whats up with you cooping?

by azzer July 1, 2005

Cooping cookie runners

Cooping cookie runners are cookie run fans that are so annoying that they have no friends and stay cooped up in their rooms all day

“Darn those cooping cookie runners”
“Let’s start a group that hates cooping cookie runners

by Ashy poo December 29, 2021