Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
Get the Choinkedmug. Noun.
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
Get the Choinkmug. Noun.
-choinked/choinking
1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)
-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
-choinked/choinking
1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)
-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.
example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.
example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.
example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
by CharlieChoinkVerb December 10, 2008
Get the choinkmug. Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"
Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021
Get the Choinkmug. 
A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)
by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019
Get the Choinkmug. When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away
by Laura Shingledinger February 29, 2024
Get the Choink Poinkmug.