1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010
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by Celtic_Matt April 4, 2009
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“that’s chap” could mean 2 different things , it all depends on the situation. “that’s chap” could mean “damn, thats tuff” or “hell nah”
by @guhthatsme_.x December 28, 2019
Get the that’s chap mug.The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.
by Papa Jango December 27, 2016
Get the Navajo Chap-slap mug.When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005
Get the Chap Slap mug.The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens
by Mullac February 29, 2008
Get the chap smearing mug.Person 1: How's you're chap sack going mohamed?
Mohamed: Very dry
Person 1: You should take a shower!!
Mohamed: Very dry
Person 1: You should take a shower!!
by Juggalo420666 February 6, 2009
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