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cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

cassidy sprinkle 

The sexiest person alive!! People will die to see her! But she is very kind and caring and has her friends back!
Man did you see Cassidy Sprinkle I think I just fell in love
cassidy sprinkle by Sprinklesssss December 4, 2014

Cassidy Shift 

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off
Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.
Cassidy Shift by OGRT June 27, 2022

cassidy and steve 

the worlds cutest couple. these two people are meant to be together. they're perfect for each other and shouldn't let anything keep them apart
-do you see that couple over there?

-yeah they look happy like cassidy and steve
cassidy and steve by beebeex3 August 14, 2012

Saint Cassidy 

Modern day Patron Saint of absorbing her coworkers unwanted shifts.
Cassidy happily covered part of my shift which gave me a little extra time. What a Saint Cassidy is.
Saint Cassidy by MikeDelta9 August 20, 2021

shaun cassidy 

Took over position of number one teen pop sensation from his brother, David Cassidy in the 1970s. good looking kid, mediocre talent, has been.
Teen bopper: "oh my gosh have you seen the new Shaun Cassidy record?!"

Other teen bopper: "yes he looks soo cute on it!"
shaun cassidy by mc_lennon January 18, 2015