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canitting

The sport of knitting and canoeing for pleasure and competition.
The gals were canitting on a lovely friday afternoon
by ransems August 11, 2015
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catsitting

An often occurring event when Skidoo riders, out of charity, allow cat riders to ride with them. After a rip through the woods, the Doo riders will invariably be forced to wait for the cat riders to catch up. More often than not, the cat riders never show up due to mechanical failure of their inferior sleds. Hence, the term catsitting refers to Doo riders sitting and waiting on cat riders.
We went rippin with Arctic Cat Dave in Cherry Creek, but ended up catsitting most of the weekend.
by Doosr4eva March 10, 2008
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keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse
My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting
by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017
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black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.
An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012
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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008
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Multi-catting

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
by Jordieno February 6, 2020
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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.
THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
by damawesome March 5, 2009
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