buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

Buttered Muffin

After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

by Chadwick818 June 18, 2011

Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018

peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023

To Butter a Muffin

To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.

Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!

by Miro April 4, 2005