butt chicken

A game of chicken involving the finger of one person, and the anus of another. The object of the game is to get the finger as close to the anus as possible.

Nobody wins in butt chicken -either you have a finger in your butt, or your finger is in someone's butt.

by ambylove October 23, 2015

butt chicken

A cold toilet seat goose pimples when sitting a bit long.

Hippopotamus are almost as scary as butt chickens.

by brawnyllama May 11, 2014

butt chicken nugget

Chickens that have human butts

Who did u see butt chicken nugget? I thought it was a human at first!!

by HelloMotto2017 November 6, 2017

Beer up the butt chicken

A storebought chicken witch gets a full 12 oz. can crammed up it's ass for an extreamy large amount of flavoring. This style of chicken cooking falls into the "Smoked Chicken" catigory.

"Tommy i just had the beer up the butt chicken, it was fuking fantastic!"

by Dan Waun January 12, 2006

chicken butt

A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.

Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."

by Handsome Pete September 25, 2003

Chicken butt

Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.

#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt

#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair

#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh

#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh

#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast

by GrannyBee January 23, 2009

chicken butt

a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"

Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)

by Frankiscooltoo September 17, 2018