Bristols

(UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty"

Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em?

by Tizzle Sizzle June 9, 2003

Bristols

Breasts,

Phoar look at the set of Bristols on her

by Jack T May 7, 2003

Bristols

Female breasts. From the rhyming slang 'Bristol Cities'.

She's got a nice pair of bristols.

by BBKling October 25, 2008

Bristols

Breasts / collective noun for Bristol cars

When driving past the Bristol garage in Kensington (with your girlfriend in the passenger seat), exclaim "nice Bristols!" - quickly followed by pointing at the Bristol garage on the corner, before you get a slap.

by Charley Farley January 6, 2009

bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

bristol plymouth

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017