Boyfriend(s)

An over rated life accessory to make others jealous. They may make you feel good at the time but leave you broken hearted.

Boyfriend(s) suck!

Boyfriend(s) by ToughPup June 24, 2016

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boyfriend's blood

something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!

girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?

girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.

girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!

boyfriend's blood by child from mars May 15, 2019

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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

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National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!

You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day by Like Rocks October 12, 2021