blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

by Xela808 January 28, 2015

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

Blueberry Muffin

The best food ever created!!

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!

by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017

blueberry muffin

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

by kintatatsu November 23, 2010