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bluc

spoonerism of club, viz., the strip club. see also, rab, viz., bar.
"Hey Chazz, I'm up at the bluc. Call me when you get off work."
by zcl May 21, 2007
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What The Bluc

A variation of the phrase "What The Fuck," that is meant to be drawn out as in : What The Bluuuucc
Steven: Mikey just hit a homeless guy on the head with a rock.

Bryan: What the bluc!
by Lou e May 18, 2010
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Bluckles

Bloody Knuckles.

Game: 2 Opponents punch each others fists until the knuckles bleed and one opponent surrenders.

Street version of Bloody Knuckles game. Much more hard core.
Yo man Ray Ray and Big Reg about to Bluckle. I got a 100$ bucks on Ray Ray.

I saw Ray Ray give Reggie some nasty Bluckles last week.
by Terri Greene November 4, 2011
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Bluckism

A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.

One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.

There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.

If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.
by 0_Rick_0 November 19, 2020
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blucka

a dog with a small body, big head , and sincere eyebrows. blucka can be used as any part of speech.
Blucka is such a cat today.
by bluckafan February 21, 2022
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Bluckety Bluck

The opposite of Tickety Boo - when something is seriously messed up you have Blucked it up!
Oh No! I've seriously Bluckety Blucked that one!
by Rubble Tubbler December 19, 2019
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Blucking

I spent the best part of 2 hours Blucking this lass.
When you're down Blucking a bit of snatch, lift her legs right up and put her knees towards her ears..

With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..

It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...
by Wobblybob July 30, 2010
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