Big Ass Syndrome 

A condition where one's ass is too big, creating a small waist line. It is known to make it impossible for one to find jeans that don't fall down and expose the ass crack. Some people believe it to be tacky and avoidable, but it tends to be quite frustrating for those who experience it.

I appears that I have Big Ass Syndrome and should invest in a belt.

Big Ass Syndrome by Acura13 November 16, 2011

Big Ass Syndrome 

A tendency for the gluteus to be ever there.

Abbreviated B.A.S

See Also: Jumpulous

Patient: Doctor B I'm having difficulty fitting into my jeans.

Doctor B: I'm afraid you have a severe case of

B.A.S. Very advanced, the best I've ever seen!

Patient: B.A.S.?! OMG Doctor, what is that?!

Doctor B: BIG AYASS SYNDROME!!
(big ass syndrome)

Big Ass Syndrome by Jpizzlethebyrd May 22, 2010

Big ass schnose

the smelly between the eyes and cheeks

You have a big ass schnose

Big ass schnose by BigAssSchnoseHaver69 March 22, 2019

big ass shlong in your mom 

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

big ass shlong in your mom by big ones only February 26, 2022

big fat ass shitting hurry 

in an extreme hurry,quickly

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry

big fat ass shitting hurry by catlady77 April 8, 2011

Big Ass Dick Swangers. 

The term b.a.d.s refers to a person having a preferably large penis.

Damn I have a big ass dick swangers.

Hey, aren't you part of the b.a.d.s crew?

Big Ass Dick Swangers. by johnson l October 17, 2006

Big Ass Brick Of Soap 

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

Big Ass Brick Of Soap by Waea March 4, 2023