bertaut

Hypocritical, forgetful, and awfully thought out interactions are all traits of a Bertaut.

"Hey, Bertaut, want to hang out?"
"Nah, I'm at the mall."
"...Why the fu-"

by Crimson Crusader November 12, 2013

Heavy Bertation

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

bertaux

A retarded family

Hey look at the retard bertaux

by Bertaux September 23, 2017

Bertation

Something that must have been heavy during the 2011 Grammys according to news anchor Serene Branson.

"Well a very, very heaveh, ah heavy do it bertation tonight. We had a very dares-dareson...bite let's go ahead, terris tazingless to the bit and have the pet." -Serene Branson

by jackson edison March 15, 2011

Heavy Bertations

When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!

Serene Branson had extremely heavy bertations while live on CBS 2 LA. Check you'll see.

by proy21 March 14, 2011

Bertation

Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either

a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.

There was a heavy bertation tonight

Hey, so how abou dears der aer taerss oh my god, I totally just had a bertation

by Bertation March 3, 2011

Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.

Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.

by ironic777 March 4, 2011