bees

bees

Guy 1: "Bees?"
Guy 2 "Bees.

by DarkyLeCube February 6, 2019

Bees

Contrary to popular belief, bees aren’t just merciless bugs that sting just because they can. They *dont want* to sting you, because if they do they will die immediately. They are actually more scared of you than you are of them. If you threaten them, they have no choice but to use their self defense. So if a bee lands on you or is just getting on your nerves, stay completely calm and still. If you do get stung, again don’t panic. *Do not* pinch the stinger and pull it out. This will inject the poison, which is what makes a sting hurt so bad. Instead, scrape out the stinger with your fingernail.

Bees are actually vital to the envirement. While making honey, they pollinate crops. Without them, our whole food system would fall apart, bringing with it the industry and income of millions of crops.

Bees are hardworking insects that produce honey. If you own a beehive, you can harvest beeswax, honey, and even propolis-but only after your bees get through the winter. With this, you can make jars of honey, candles, and other things even including chapstick.

Guy 1: did you know without bees we wouldn’t have pizza?
Guy 2: yeah we wouldn’t have a lot of things

Guy 1: let’s be nicer
Guy 2: we could go find a local class to see if we would be good beekeepers
Guy 1: great idea

by Ok hun September 10, 2019

bees

natures suicide bomber terrorists.

in the event of war, nature uses bees for enemy base destruction tactics since they appear in large numbers and are the worlds most reliable suicide bombers.

by darcria September 5, 2011

bees

Slang term for testicles.

That girl Sarah really knows how to take care of a man. Not only did she give me a blowjob , but she sucked on my bees!

by Big poppa 62353456 August 16, 2016

Bees

Plural of 'bee'. An insect that collects pollen from flowers, makes hives and is well-known for having a 'stinger' that injects an assailant with venom. If you remain calm and stay out of their way they won't be likely to hurt you. However if you attract their attention run like a bat out of hell and jump in some water.

Johnny: Hey craig, you goin to the store today because I need a ride.
Craig: Nah.. I thought I'd just do my homework today.
(Linda enters)
Linda: Hey you two, I'm kinda hot, wanna bump uglies?
Johnny: Not now Linda, I JUST PISSED OFF SOME BEES!
Craig: RUN LIKE HELL!
Linda: THEY HAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELVES!
Craig: NOOOOOooooo I'll SAVE YOU!
Johnny: Don't! NOO! CRAIG! LINDA!
(Craig and Linda are torn apart by the bees!)
Johnny: WHYYYYY!????
(Johnny pulls out a grenade from nowhere.)
Johnny: I'm commin back for ya guys!
>>> EXPOLOSION! <<<

by TheJoseph October 2, 2005

Bees

The nickname of Barnet FC, the pride of north London. They are also known as the 'black and amber army'.

Can't wait to see the Bees win the Premiership!

by BFC101 October 24, 2010

Bees

Slang term used for the drug 2c-b.

4-Bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine (2C-B) is a synthetic chemical in the phenethylamine class. It is related structurally to mescaline, DOB, and distantly to MDMA.

I wanted some bees so bad last nite i could see them.

Saw a dude in the club last nite trippin bee's

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003