and ting

a phrase used to make gangstas understand wot u r saying. can also randomly pop up anywhere where it suits the rhythm of the conversation.

Gentleman to a raging hord of gangstas and wanabees:Say chaps do you know the way to the nearest railway link why ive been wondering round for hours and one cant seem to find it anywhere
Gangsta 1: ay blud wot is manz chattin bout
gangsta 2: ahh leave im blud he just a poomplex
wanabee: yes a very bad poomplex u get me
AN EXTREMELY LONG PAUSE
Gentleman: i mean do you know where the nearest train station and ting is
GAngsta 1:yh safe blud its just on ur left innit aw mans is safe and ting

by deane October 30, 2007

ping-and-ting

Microwaveable food, especially pre-prepared meals.

So-called because of the sounds the microwave oven makes: the "ping" of punching in cooktimes, and the "ting" heard when the cooking is through.

Marge: Why not come over for dinner tonight? I'll serve lasagna.

Annabel: But you're so busy these days! I don't want you to go to any trouble.

Marge: Oh, it's only a ping-and-ting.

by david lincoln brooks February 2, 2008

and the ting goes

GRRRRRRRA POP POP POP POP POP SKEBAKI BAP BAP AND CUT CUT PRRRRRM POOM SKEYAA COT COT PUM PUM PUM PUUM BOOM BOOM

And the ting goes

by Danke memes October 8, 2017

Mash and Tingle

A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.

I tried to mash and tingle, but I passed out after the mash.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

Wing's And Tings

When giving someone the whole package.

Ex. YO FAM I'm giving you the wing's and tings.

Ex. Yo last night I gave the girl wing's and tings.

by GatoMan246 February 27, 2018

mingle and tingle

A phrase one would say if they would want to have a conversation with the sex they prefer. So doing this, they also would want to achieve/persuade the person to have intercourse...usually not mentioned to the target

Sam: "Dude, im really bored and wanna have a good time with some girls"

Brandon: "Lets go mingle and tingle!"

or

Sam: "Hey, you see the girl over there?"

Brandon "Yeah?"

Sam: "Well Im gonna go mingle and tingle with her"

Brandon: "Good-Luck"

by stpsd69 August 11, 2009

stoof and tingie(s)

1. Derived from the words "stuff" and "things", an alternate term to be used as a replacement when the actual term of something is unknown. (strictly meant to be used towards close friends or when talking in a very casual manner)

2. Used when something is felt needed to be said but nothing comes to mind.

1.
Bob: Hey, do you know what you have to do next after getting that red stoof and tingie(s)?

2.
Alex: LOL! CHRIS! I JUST BOUGHT A LAPTOP FOR $20!!
Chris: Mmk..stoof and tingie(s).

by darkdax July 10, 2011