AFR

AFR = Accidental Fecal Release
Term used by lifeguards to refer to floating poop in a pool.

We had to shut down the wavepool due to an AFR.

The little boy had an AFR in the river.

by KellyC. November 3, 2005

afr

accidental fecal release

I laughed so hard I had an afr.

by grammargoddess January 22, 2009

AFR

n. Abbr.

Stands for Actual Fucking Relationship. A healthy relationship with a balance of intimacy, friendship, and communication; owning the good and the bad. None of this "We're a thing but we're not dating", FWB, "We just aren't doing the whole 'boyfriend/girlfriend' thing'" Bullshit.

An Actual. Fucking. Relationship

Can be used with or without "an"

I'm more into AFR than FWB.

I want an AFR, I want to date you, not just fuck.

by g$$$$t March 24, 2017

AFR

Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

He sent you a canned response to your email, that is AFR.

by brooktin November 18, 2009

AFR

Away From Reality
Compare with AFK, which means "Away From Keyboard." One cannot be AFK and AFR simultaneously; You're either AFK or AFR.

I couldn't get a hold of Tim because he's at home in his room playing wow. He's always AFR.

by GeneralSubliminal August 21, 2009

AFR

AFR means a fucking retard that has no life

man 1:Jeffery is a total AFR

man2:no ur a bigger one n33b!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ruben Rosen June 10, 2006

AFR

AFR=Arg, fucking reception: What one communicates to one's audience when the receipt sequencing of one's text messages is altered by a service provider originated send-command error.

A: I just got a bunch of jumbled texts from you

B: AFR!

by Bapumule September 30, 2011