adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.

kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

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A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.

Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho

by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020

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A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.

-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you

by SaltyMushroom December 05, 2020

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A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 21, 2022

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Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.

Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*

8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*

Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.

8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*

Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.

8 year old: Noooooooo :(

by Tasty Chips February 25, 2022

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