bartlett

a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.

man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him

by John Friedmann November 24, 2006

A bartlett

A man who acts camp/homesexual/gay but has not yet come out of the closet or it is not known whether they are homesexual.

In some circumstances, a bartlett can mean a gay as well.

I looked across at him.. I could tell he was a bartlett by the way he interacted with those girls

What a bartlett!

by Words_man September 29, 2010

Bartlett

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

by golftrip02 June 23, 2007

the bartlett

Living off mom and dad and making gf pay for everything refuses to get a job gets everything thing handed to them./! Penny pinchers/freeloaders

The Bartlett is pissing me off

by Freeloader123 February 4, 2022

bartlett

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

by Willis Shepherd October 18, 2008

bartlett

anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!

'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'
'the iPod nano is bartlett'

by THE FACE! July 25, 2008

bartlett

Noun: Large pile of excrement.

Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett

by whackadoo January 21, 2015