1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
Get the Life's a Bitch mug.Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.
Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.
Steve: Life's a Beach!
Stan: Boring!
Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.
Tyler: Life's a glitch!
Stan: *laughs.
Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
Steve: Life's a Beach!
Stan: Boring!
Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.
Tyler: Life's a glitch!
Stan: *laughs.
Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023
Get the Life's a glitch mug.As opposed to its counterpart "Life's a bitch," this phrase is used after an unexpected series of pleasant or positive events have taken place. Used to describe the way life sometimes takes a positive turn when we least expect it. Bihać refers to Zoran Bihać, a German Film Director famous for his positive attitude.
by jvcmooks August 30, 2020
Get the Life's a Bihać mug.One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!
DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
by DramaFreak March 16, 2008
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by AYO IM BLU3 January 11, 2021
Get the Life's a Trip mug.A smart way of saying "Life is a bitch!". Someone who has oppressed anger and fed up with life, yet at the onset wants to look normal, would use a phrase like that. Gives the connotation that the user of the phrase is very happy-go-lucky, but on closer examination one realizes that the user is going through a hard time.
Heard it in one of the sayings "Sex, booze, rock and roll; Weed, speed and birth control; Life's a beach and then you die; so fuck the world and let's get high"
by Ankit Sabharwal March 6, 2008
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1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
by debebop April 7, 2013
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