Zube

A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.

'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'

by idiot pie October 17, 2008

Zube

When one takes ALL of the free items at a particular location

Damn he really pulled a zube there, took every single one of the sauce packets at that Taco Bell.

by Zubermeister June 19, 2023

Zube

Slang term for a man's penis.

Man I gotta piss so bad my zube is gonna explode! (Zube rhymes with lube)

by The Macho Man December 29, 2013

zube

A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.

'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'

by idiotpolice January 19, 2009

zube

A sweaty geeshmonkey, unclean, in need of an ablution. A person who can smell their own nuts.

Dude, don't talk to that zube - You'll catch his hiv.

by spazola October 31, 2003

Zubed

"term used when a girl punches someone while drunk. The girl is often a bitch and more commonly the wastecase of the party.

Origin: from a girl who punches her exboyfriends new chop

Sheila 1: "i hate that bitch imma zubes her"

"punches next girl"

Sheila 2: "Did I just get zubed by that cracked out bitch?"

by daniel_ June 14, 2009

Zubing

stare looking at someone for a long period of time

Stop zubing at them it’s rude

by Elephantsandcarrot June 4, 2019