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Zoingus

A godlike figure: Often confused with Bingus or Zingus.
OH MY GOD i LOVE ZOINGUS SO MUCH!
by Rickey Rat01 October 25, 2023
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Zinguss

A lil kid that types in emojis rather than words. On top of that, he always tries to suck up to the popular kids and if someone is being bullied - he will always join in, cringe all around.
Cool guy: Yo wassup man
Cool guy #2: Not much, I was acting like Zinguss yesterday.
Cool guy: how so?
Cool guy #2: *weirdchamp, kappa, smiling emoji* Well a girl was being raped and I kept telling her she is fat *omegaLUL*
by Zingraal February 26, 2020
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Zongus

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.
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Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus
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zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distante cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.
"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Mission control to planet zingus! We have lift off!" - person A
by Mike & Shane March 11, 2006
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zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distant cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.
"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Ground control to Major Zingus, we have lift off!" - person A
by Mike & Shane March 12, 2006
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Zoinkus Boinkus

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children
'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus
by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019
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