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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Hitler’s Zipper 

Hitler’s Zipper or Hitler's Buzzsaw, is the American nickname of the german MG-42 at the late stages of WW2. The name originated from the high rate of fire of the gun, which was close to 1600 rpm.

-John just got mowed down by one of Hitler’s Zipper, poor guy is now Swiss cheese.

Hitler’s Zipper by Der Jude August 11, 2015

aaron's zipper 

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

aaron's zipper by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

your mom's zipper 

Essentially the same as your mom's box (probably a little dirtier). A way to one-up or counter a "your mom's box" statement.

Whatever bitch, your mom's box.
Oh yeah? Your mom's zipper.

your mom's zipper by Diz magic! September 26, 2006

zipper sparking 

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

zipper sparking by JrMint September 27, 2004

zipper sausage 

Penis

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

zipper sausage by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010

zipper sniffer 

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

zipper sniffer by scumbaggage April 30, 2013