Winker

The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

winker

ones anus or arsehole

He bent over and all I could see was his winker.

by SKiB May 15, 2005

winker

When you take a dump and the tail of the turd sticks out and winks at you

I took a dump,I had a winker

by shoemannnn July 9, 2009

winker

1)In porn movies, an asshole (anus) that can contract and expand after anal sex, digital or mechanical insertion. "Forcing semen out of the asshole after an internal anal ejaculation are what winkers do best."

winker, winky, butt fart, cumfart, ass jizz.

by captfreak September 25, 2007

Winker

An attribute displayed by a psychotic individual, who, depsite immediate appearances, has no game. The winking cannot be controlled, and becomes a trademark for the individual. With enough time spent conversing with a Winker, their manipulative, lying, and psychotic habits become crystal clear, and begin to creep you out.

(insert name here) told me he was in love with me, and THAAAAT's why he was acting so crazy and OCD-ish. What a winker!

by the prettiest tornado November 7, 2010

winker

vagina, usually used when your vagina is itching.

my winker is itchy.

by -bl3h June 7, 2009

winker

a cats butt

That cat is licking his winker!

by Mickey M. Ouse June 30, 2011