Twabs

Three Week Away Balls: Medical condition particular to Offshore workers after spending 3weeks away

"Mary you better get over here quickly I've got the Twabs, and I'm away to stand on the toothpaste tube"

by Calum Buchan January 16, 2009

twab

a nonsensical derogatory term with no meaning used by twabs to inflict mental harm on others although it actually proves how twabby the person truly is.

Stephen: ur a twab
Phong: only twabs say that
Stephen: thats not what the official def says
Phong: thats what all twabs say

Kev"I'm a twab"P: u a twab
Phong: ur mum

Thomas: hey ur a twab
Phong: no u r
Thomas: *cries*

by Fredrick "Wicked Cool" Johnson June 28, 2010

twab

a general derogatory term with no actual definition

KevP: Man this guy a twab
Phong: What is a twab?
KevP: you a twab

Thomas: hi im thomas
Stephen: you r a twab
Thomas: huh?

by Double Hooves June 11, 2010

Twab

Some nerd ass thing only destiny fans get excited about

Did you see the twab bro my last word is getting more aim assist 🤓

by IFrostNut February 3, 2022

TWAB

TWAB - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.

Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that TWAB

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a TWAB!

by moex201 August 4, 2009

twab

to club a stupid seal!!

when u r mad at a seal and u twab it

by j sciacca February 12, 2005

Twab

A contraction of the words twat and scab.

Don't be such a bleeding twab.

by Deviant Droid September 2, 2005