friend: "hey, i just got my torso waxed!" you: "Wow that's weird, well, I'm trouzing now."
friend: "Hey look, it's your ex!" you: "crap, gonna trouze now."
friend: "Hey look, it's your ex!" you: "crap, gonna trouze now."
by WheelchairNarwhal March 13, 2011
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Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.
Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.
Frank: God damn it, Steve.
Steve: Sorry.
Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.
Frank: God damn it, Steve.
Steve: Sorry.
by KylieCyrus October 27, 2016
Get the Rainbow Trouting mug.the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.
The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.
The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.
person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME
by airstrike78 February 10, 2010
Get the trouting mug.When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
by Gonzo Journalism October 27, 2017
Get the Trouting mug.Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009
Get the Trouting mug.a type of tramming but under the influence of alcohol. Caught in the act of being emo or having a negative effect on all of those around you while under the influence of a substance.
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