Tory Story

n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.

Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."

by gypsygansta January 7, 2014

Tory Syndrome

loss of friends, mind. inflation of nose and ego

Tory the bitch got the tory syndrome for being a fag.

by Glodan June 11, 2006

Tory Lanez Summer

Hot Girl Summer was 2019, It is 2022! Tory Lanez is free from shooting Marcus thee Stallion! We must celebrate by Lifting Weights, Lighting Blunts, Praying on your ex’s downfall and Lying and Gaslighting! You can only listen to Weeknd, Future, Brent Faiyaz and TORY!

Adam told 3 different girls he loves them but is getting back at his ex! He is having a Tory Lanez Summer!

by daddy tory May 16, 2022

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

scraggy-meegy-forgy-tory

Words that can be sung to any song (esp. opera) when you don't know the correct words. (from cod Italian)

Remember that Mario Lanza song... "Girls were made to love and keeeeessss.... Scraggy-meegy-forgy-toryyyyy"

by davidovsky August 8, 2010

Toryscum

Political one who votes or abstains on free meals for school usually a Tory party MP

Toryscum Dross abstained on free schools meals vote

by Indeealba October 24, 2020

toryscum

An affectionate term used by Angela Rayner in the House of Commons to discribe Chris Clarkson MP (Tory). As such it is both factual and friendly in a limited and precise way: being limited to a Tory MP or Political advisor

Rt Honorable Chris Clarkson you are "Toryscum"

by e = mc squared October 22, 2020