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The Harness

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Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".
Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.
by Big Pimping January 12, 2008
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The harness

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Something big dick Jaxson wears on a daily basis that shows off his super penis
Omg I can’t wait to see Jaxson in The harness
by NoCappa November 21, 2021
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The Harkness Society

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This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.
Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.
by horndog90210 May 18, 2009
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