The Ultimatum

In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.

Jacob just used The Ultimatum on me. I moaned so much, I think it made the cum tastier.

by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020

The Ultimatum

When you're getting a Gobby and you feel you're nearing ejaculation, you hold your girls' head at 'balls deep' level so as she can't pull away.

Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)

"Aye, I FINALLY got a Gobby off that Becky slut"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"

by HubsBeats July 8, 2019

The Ultimatum of Del Taco

Opportunity cost. Fuck you Jack Mason
-Jack Douglas out.

It's spoken by few, and feared by many. It's The Ultimatum of Del Taco.

by 000578 November 28, 2020

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

by ‍‍ January 15, 2021

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

42

a: What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
b:42

by unhappy jackass August 31, 2013

the ultimate taboo

Two identical twins having sex with each other.

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.

by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013