The Roommates

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".

Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!

by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

bunking up with the roommate

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

by Aymless July 31, 2011

The Roommate Game

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.

"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

by snorkel889 May 4, 2009

The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

Give your roommate the rocket

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

by Literal Rocket Giver February 20, 2012