the gardner

Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

by Hectizzle June 5, 2007

The Gardner Effect

The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.

The Splatoon-based group chat "Sprayze" was struck with the Gardner Effect when Amelia joined.

by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.

Holy crap! Who fired the gardener?!?!?

by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011

Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".

"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz

by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009