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Textress

Dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.
"My textress and I have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now."
by AbsoluteAng January 7, 2009
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someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.
After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.
by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009
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A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.
I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!
by Willyom November 4, 2012
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Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.
This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.
by T. Pro January 24, 2011
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Textress

Someone who acts dramatic over text message. An actress of texting.
Sarah,"I can't even HANDLE the fact that he called her bae, OMG!!! my life is over." Ann, "quit being such a textress Sarah!"
by dysartlavender April 8, 2015
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Textmess

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020
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Textless Syndrome

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
by Jak Timels May 6, 2008
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