TSwift

Taylor Swift. Country's good girl sweetheart. Luscious golden locks with dreamy blue eyes. Not to mention an amazing petite body that is all around flawless. Creative artistic talent to put a happy ending to the classic "Romeo and Juliet" for the hit song "Love Story." Hit Songs from her first album include "Tim McGraw," "Our Song," and "Teardrops On My Guitar." Her second album, Fearless, includes "White Horse," "You Belong With Me," and "Love Story." She is also headlining her own tour also called Fearless. She was also numer 57 on Maxim's sexiest women of 2008. She has been on the cover of Rolling Stone, Allure, Glamour, Seventeen, Cosmogirl, Blender, and other magazines.

TSwift

by RedThunder August 8, 2009

TSwift

Taylor Swift. An alien eyed, crazy haired, big headed, small bodied, disproportionate, lying, cheating, rumor spreading, name calling, bashing, whiny, all around unattractive girl like creature. Makes many grammatical and literary errors in her songs such as “Love Story.” Romeo and Juliet die Taylor, ok? And he’s not talking slow, he’s talking low. She and MyCy are friends, which isn’t surprising as they both are delusional, certifiably insane, and are exes of the Jonas Brothers. Ruins an otherwise good day.

TSwift songs cause my skin to crawl and bile to rise in my throat.

by veronica_jonas May 17, 2009

twiftab

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.

Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."

by RP738 July 6, 2011

Twifter

A Twifter is another name for a weed-cigarette or Joint. Or a name for the actual weed itself.

Others include:

Bifta

Reefa

Spliff

Joint

Doichy

Now then, do you have any Twifter?

Do you want to go for a Twifter?

Lets have a few off that Twifter

I need some Twifter now

Can't wait to get some Twifter

by Bradbiss April 20, 2010

T-Swift

1. T-swift - Is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death and writing a hit song about it.

2. T-swifted - used often as a comeback when you or your mate gets "burned"

1. I can't believe he gave you the old T-swift! You're too good for him girlfriend

2. Becky you just got T-swifted! Damn hahaha

by shibbyzeroskater January 16, 2013

tswiftfreaks

The backbone of Gaylors and instagram swiftie meme community

"tswiftfreaks got zucked- now the meme community will fall apart"

by Someonefrominstagram June 30, 2021

t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers

My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!

by kiwi farting in the wind August 6, 2023