Spac-Tard

A Spac-Tard is a mixture of both a Spastic and a Retard, therefore meaning a Spasticated Retard.
This name can be given to someone who commits an incredibly stupid act or says something incredibly stupid. it is an honouray title to have and should be something that is worn with pride.

"My mummy says im a Spac-Tard" :)

by Jayne November 5, 2005

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spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

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Spac-Tard • Spactardusarectus • Backyard spactard • spac attack • spac chariot • Spac Shit • Spać jak bułka

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 7, 2014

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Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

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