Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.

That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard

by k2steezy May 16, 2010

Smooter

A dirty guy who gets with all the discusting girls because al the hot girls won't go anywhere near him.

Also can be said; smoot
Girl with smooter: smootie

That guy Devin is such a smooter! He's wheelin all ththose dusty chicks.

by MacBoy Pro December 18, 2008

smooter

The manipulation of a double donged dildo between two ladies on a cruise boat.

Freddie Smoot busted out his patented smooter on those two ho's, dog.

by Shag Waits December 16, 2005

smooter

When you fuck a girl. Smooter is otherwise known as being smooth. If you say smooth real fast you get smooter.

I smootered this girl last night. I really love to smooter.

by Mikey "Smooter" Mcintyre May 09, 2005

smooter

If you say smooth real fast it becomes smoot. Combine that with "er" you have smooter. Smooters can be used to describe how you fucked a girl.

I really smootered this girl last night.

by Mikey "Smooter" Mcintyre May 09, 2005

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 02, 2015

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018