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Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010
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cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
by owlatrice April 27, 2004
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cigarette smoking man

A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.
Cigarette Smoking Man is the badass of the X-Files.
by Serkan June 9, 2007
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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.
Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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