being slim and thic in all the right places. if u slim thicc all the men will be quaking in ur presence. U will get man in 2 seconds and not hav work and be wifey and eventually become a thicc legend with time and many trips to mcdonalds.
Guy: "Dammmm that bih thicc as fukkk, lemme smash"
Another smarter guy with no herpes: "Nah she slim thicc, don't give her a herpes baby bruh"
*flat girl crying*
Boy: why u cryin?
Girl:I’m not thicc at all 😩
Boy: *knowing she’s not but tryna make her feel better* nah boo u ain’t THICC but u ain’t flat flat. U slim thicc!