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Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020
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Shelli Segal

The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.
just check out Neiman's, Bloomingdales or Saks to see an example.
by Nina T. April 24, 2005
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Shelli

The most amazing human being ever. So sweet and kind. There's no way anybody could hate her!
Shelli Orr.
by alyssa shannon October 16, 2008
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Shelli

A kickass girl that smokes shit, is fucking funny, and loves to party. Usually around a height of about 5' tall, these chicks are usually really hardcore and have a pet unicorn that can shit rainbows.
Bro 1: Dude, she is such a Shelli.
Bro 2: I know, right?! It's like she's one of the guys.
Bro 3: Exactly...DUDE! She's making out with the couch!
Bro 1: Aight Imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
Bro 2: Your mom's turning me on!
Bro 3: ...dude what the fuck is wrong with you?!
by NYANUNICORN December 23, 2011
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Shelli

The hottest, prettiest girl ever. Has lots of friends, everyone loves her! Tends to have boy toys
That girl is such a shelli! look at her with all of those boys, damn i wish i was a pretty as her.
by Love dovies November 28, 2011
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Dirty Shelli

A sultry Vixen who will break your heart if you let her.
A Dirty Shelli is generous with her love, but she'll never commit.
by HotMustardTarts September 10, 2020
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shelli lockwood

a fine gurl who dont take no stuff. she love to crack. she got a big booty and she is very pretty.
them girls that stay in liberty city that are fine.
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