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Sheen's Depression

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He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord
Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression
by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021
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Charlie Sheen's Brain

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something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
by headstrong19 March 29, 2011
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That's what SHEEN said

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Used in place of that's what she said. Usually in reference to a massive supply of drugs or prostitutes or to bring a drug fueled sexual insane innuendo to an otherwise tame conversation.
that's never going to fit in there....That's what SHEEN said

Oh my god, that's a lot of cocaine....That's what SHEEN said

Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so......That's what SHEEN said

I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen.....that's what SHEEN Said (okay, that one is a little to literal)
by Dicky P. March 18, 2011
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That's what Sheen said!

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A reply to a friend or acquaintance's statement or comment that could be comparable to those of Charlie Sheen, just like 'that's what she said' is used after someone makes a comment that could easily have sexual connotation in a different context!

The best opportunity to say 'That's what Sheen said!' is after a comment containing a word, group of words or reference made famous by Charlie Sheen (or relevant situation) is brought up in a conversation.
Dan - Hey, I just need to sink the 8ball and this game is over.
Pete - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jen - You totally poked me with that shrimp fork
Alex - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jeff - That chick has gone completely bipolar with her text messages
Andy - "That's what Sheen said!"
by H_Sheers March 18, 2011
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That's What Sheen Said

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Similar to the classic "That's What She Said!" phrase, this one is to be used in a situation in which a person is trying to be cool quoting Charlie Sheen.
Annoying Quoter: "I am battle-tested bayonets, bro!"

Non-Annoying Quoter: Oh wow... That's What Sheen Said!
by 5boronyc June 8, 2011
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Wanker’s Sheen

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When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
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