Schnoop

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnoop

A person who snoops unharmfully and unintentionally.

Your neighbor is staring right at us! Oh don't worry about him he's just an old schnoop.

by beb. November 8, 2007

schnoop

To have sexual relations of any kind, possibly in a covert and/or sketchy fashion.

I heard Megan was trying to schnoop Andrew.
They were schnooping each other last night on the mantel.

by AM12 October 17, 2008

Schnoop Vent

The vent above or around the toilet, usually located on the ceiling.

After taking a schnoop, the schnoop vent did its job by eliminating all odors.

by Valcroy September 22, 2017

schnoop bananers

A way of expressing anger,or a way to call someone crazy.

Patrick:”That is Schnoop bananers!”
Dave:”I know right?!”

(2)
George:”I personally think Dave is schnoop bananers.”
Dave:”I’m right here.”

by APACHE HELICOPTER 69 November 5, 2017

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

Schnookie

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

by amadhatter March 13, 2009