1. Mortimer: guys, I want to call my girlfriend but she sounds like a
giraffe gargling nails
Wilmsworth: why dont you just script her? that way you wont have to hear her talk like a
toothless, half-dead wildabeast
2.
Chauncey: i just got a script from my girlfriend, apparently her turtle died
Jebediah: that sucks, you should send a consolation script