Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

Rice's Fruit Farm

Rice's Fruit Farm is a little no name shop in the middle of Wilbraham that all the fucking flax bros or slimy faggots go to bitch and complain after a day at minnechaug. The place has ok ice cream but all the people suck.

Wanna go milk a cow at Rice's Fruit Farm? I'm not talking about the employees either.

by Oogie Googie February 25, 2021

Jessica's rice

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.

That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.

by Mr. Burrito Pants February 20, 2022

Olivia’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024