RT's

Rock Tit's, When a girls nipples are so hard you can see them through her shirt. Often happens in the cold or if a girl has more pokey nipples and doesnt wear a bra. May even happen during erousal of a woman. Many guys get RT's too in cold.

John: "Oh man did you see Madi's RT's?"

Alex: "Yeah those are Bonerific!"

by SuperDART May 9, 2008

RT's

RT's is short for Retard Tingles, or the sensation one gets after watching something painfully embarrassing and stupid. This type of feeling usually follows incredibly dumb commercials, music videos, embarrassing home movies, or Animal Planet.

"Ew, man, a Fitness Made Simple commercial."
"RT's dude, RT's."

by Kaffwin January 14, 2006

RTSS

RTSS is an acronym for Reverse Telecommuting – Spousal Support (RTSS), and is defined as the execution of non-employment activities at one’s place of employment as directed (requested) by a spouse or significant other. RTSS can have an adverse effect on the mental well-being of participating males, leading to general aggravation and subsequent participation in a male bitch session.

Ted: Hey, you want to go grab a burger for lunch?

Ralph: Maybe, if I can finish this fuckin’ RTSS.

Ted: Man, that’s rough.

Ralph: Tell me about it. If I had known I’d be doing fucking taxes all day, I’d of just stayed home and sucked down a six.

by Kate Sjostrand April 15, 2008