Pulling A David

When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

by thebreadbinman November 22, 2009

Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 01, 2020

pulling a david

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

by captainunderpants1991 February 11, 2011

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 02, 2019

pulling a David

Is the act of looking very busy at work when you are just loafing around and doing nothing

Victor:hancel you are not really working , but you look very busy with all those papers on your desk.

Hancel:shhhh, im pulling a david

by viczilla August 14, 2009

pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 07, 2019

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 01, 2014