postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Postbone

To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute

Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!

by Scarey71 November 29, 2017

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

postbonoculus

A retard or a really spasticated person

Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus

by Scemzy March 28, 2019

Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

Postpone YIG Depression

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

by dama21 August 12, 2012